(Club One) Humiliation is taking
Humiliation is taking a crap in a packed bathroom with no stall doors.
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77515 Guys are a lot like Squirrels
Guys are a lot like Squirrels, everything is cool till you start to bust our nuts.
Read more »02116 Wow this bathroom
Wow this bathroom smells like piss, and a little like vomit, but definitely piss.
Read more »02116 Drinking white zinfandel
Drinking white Zinfandel is about one step shy of drinking wine coolers.
Read more »02116 The bartender really...
I feel like the bartender should be paying more attention to me, perhaps I should stop staring at her tits when she comes over to talk to me.
Read more »73301 If I didn't fart
If I didnt fart? and my buddy didnt fart, then I can only assume it was one of the two hot chicks sitting next to me. I would still hook up with either of them... Don't judge me.
Read more »02141 - Everytime I drink Corona...
Everytime I drink Corona it occurs to me that I might be drinking piss, but I still drink it anyway!
Read more »10027 - Women should really...
Women should really carry around a picture of their mother on first dates. That way I can determine if there will be a second date up front.
Read more »85001 - If this date gets....
If this date gets over with soon, I might still have time to meet my friends out for a drink. God I hope this donkey doesnt try and kiss me.
Read more »92101 - I would like...
I would like to meet the guy who invented the thong and buy him a beer.
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